SEX ON THURSDAY | A Cornell Smut Story

As the weather warms in Ithaca, students are finding themselves hornier than ever. Links are getting sneakier. Dicks are getting harder. To fill the ever-increasing desire for sex, I’ve decided to write a short, brain-rotting love story about A.D. White and Ezra Cornell. Maybe it’ll inspire you to go on the hunt for a lover this weekend.

For legal and factual reasons, the following story is fictitious. But you never know what history hides.

A Cornell Smut Story