For the university football team, Thursday night’s season opener hosting Bryant will likely be the highest draw of the year in student attendance. You know the drill. The freshmen and their Instagram photo ops. The…
As the weather warms in Ithaca, students are finding themselves hornier than ever. Links are getting sneakier. Dicks are getting harder. To fill the ever-increasing desire for sex, I’ve decided to write a short, brain-rotting…
Re: Student Assembly Presidential Candidates Face Rigorous Questions (news, April 19) Author Robert Greene once said, “We do not see people as they are, but as they appear to us. And these appearances are usually…
Over the past week, I’ve skipped most of my classes, bombed a quiz or two and haven’t been able to prepare for any of my prelims. I’ve been called slurs, told to “watch my back”…
BY MIA GALLOExecutive Editor This article will be published in The Review’s special magazine issue, set to be available on campus starting the week of April 24. On nearly any given day, I can walk…